Causes of World War I

  • Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
  • Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
  • Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
  • Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
  • France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
  • Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
  • Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
  • Germany: Make me bitches
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